DRIVEL OF THE DAY: Britain to be European champions by 2030, says Daily Mail

DACRE CASTS SPELL ON KRAUTS & FROGS

MAILukfutureBut here’s the crackerjack rationale the Dacre Mail offers: because we’ll have the biggest population.

Aaahahahahahahaha. No more articles about hordes of immigrants, then? Aaahahahahahahaha.

And note the page capture above: so superior are we to the smelly foreign muck, “we are seat to leapfrog Germany and France”. Yes, they will try their best, but we can beat them sitting down! Hurrah!

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