Full Ahead Both for a long, soft, weak, unstable Brexit to the Promised Land of minefields on the far side of a drift of icebergs
First Secretary of State – A corpse
Environment Secretary – The man who shot Boris Johnson
Work & Pensions Secretary – An expenses cheat
Trade Secretary – A fan of rough trade
Transport Secretary – A river fish
Treasury Chief Secretary – A truss
Leader of the House of Commons – The woman shot by Theresa May
Health Secretary – A pudenda rhyme rejected during an arse transplant
Secretary for Culture Media & Sport – A racist Manchester City fan
Foreign Secretary – The man shot by Michael Gove
Chancellor of the Exchequer – An organ
Home Secretary – A traffic light (majority 300)