Even in quarantine, one can’t get away from this bloody virus.
So we might as well laugh at it.
On Coronavirus Street this week…..
>> Viewers urged to wash their brains in soap
>> Gemma kicks out Bernie after she buys pet bat
>> Yasmeen sneezes on Geoff’s cock
>> David Platt held at surgical knifepoint by mystery bug
>> Ken Barlow tests negative for acting talent
>> Nobody goes anywhere: dramatic lockdown scenes
Coronasteroid swarm surges towards Earth….
>> Nasa dismisses photoshop theory
>> Dr Fauci identifies swarm as adenoids
>> Guardian forecasts 114.6% death rate when it hits
>> Macron declares war on Outer Space
>> Biden accuses Vladimir Wuhin
>> Boris trebles recommended hand-washing time
>> Will miss Earth by only seven zillion miles
Jeremy Coronabyn tests positive for clap: nation mourns…
The Slog 