Judgement at Slogemburg
After four years of total Blitzkrieg against the Nazi Putinista CongressStürmer Untermenschen goaded into open revolt on the Wallstrasse Herrenvolk by self-styled Führer Donaldundblitzen Trümp, those of us blissfully beyond the Davos Reset Occupation Powers (DROP) must ask but one question: should we judge a US President by the company he keeps?
There are a series of clues in the analysis that follows, but here are the two main ones: first, all DROP narrative syntax is published in red; and second, so too are the global fallacies (and phalluses) that serve to keep the Reset Alliance of Opposites glued together. The picture presented by The Slog ihs one where Bandits for Biden shall not be verboten, but rather wesentlich….essential not forbidden.
Even before the festivities got going, Rupert Murdoch spawn James was the first horse’s ass to leap from the péages and trot out the New York Times to CNN via BBC version of “news”: he publicly attacked media property owners and news outlets for their role in “promoting false election claims that helped lead to the deadly riots in the US Capitol last week”, adding “Those outlets that propagate lies to their audience have unleashed insidious and uncontrollable forces that will be with us for years”.
How odd that this same James Murdoch had to leave Britain in unseemly haste seven years ago in order to avoid charges of unleashing insidious and uncontrollable forces during the Newscorp phone hacking scandal.
During Wednesday’s coverage itself, Alternative State former Presidents fell over each other’s knickers to condemn by implication Donald Trump’s attempt (albeit flawed) to stand up to that secretive State. “I think inaugurations signal a tradition of a peaceful transfer of power that is over two centuries old,” said Uncle Tombama. “The fact that the three of us are standing here speaking about a peaceful transfer of power speaks to the institutional integrity of our country,” agreed Dubbya Bush, Obama’s predecessor. “It’s a new beginning,” lied Slick Willy Clinton, “Everybody needs to get off their high horse and reach out to their friends and neighbours and try to make it possible.”
Empty black suit Obama (a bloke that led millions of his fellow black Americans to stay home during the 2016 election) and Alkeedi in Eyerack Dubbya were anally on message; and Arkansas’s finest cigar-Willy may perhaps have been talking about “reaching out” to bring new meaning to the Killy & Killary Show.
I went to bed Wednesday night trying to avoid the desire to projectile vomit.
The next day, every Gargoyle, Goblin and Grockle lined up to beg for inclusion in the hyper-privileged post-reset world to come. Motormouth without morals Smears Moron was first out of the blocks on GMB and Twitter:
This is what the anagram Romping Arse wrote in his Fifth Column:
‘Joe Biden just made the greatest speech of his life and one of the most important political speeches that I’ve ever heard. And frankly, if you didn’t find it emotional, you weren’t listening hard enough…. When Biden asked for a few moments of respectful silence and prayer for the 400,000 Americans who’ve lost their lives to coronavirus, it was the first time I’ve seen a President of the United States show those victims and their grieving families a shred of real empathy.’
Where to start with Morgan? Tenses in English are beyond him, he perjured himself during the Hackgate enquiry, he falsely accused British Iraqi soldiers of war crimes, he’s lying serially when he says the UK has the worst Covid deaths per million figures, during a televised interview in 2010, he sold Brown to the nation based on scripted falsehoods, he narrowly escaped charges of insider trading, and he lost his job in America because network honchos “feared the myriad clouds that follow him around”.
He made personal capital out of his friendship with Donald Trump….and then stabbed him in the front. Let’s face it, he is Morgan the Pirate…another way of saying “bandit”. But he is a Fourth Division clogger compared to the US-dependent whores lining up today to pay homage to Sleepy Joe.
First up, of course, there is our very own Man of Weathervanity, Boris the unlikely PM:
“I look forward to working with President Biden, and with his new administration, strengthening the partnership between our countries and working on our shared priorities, from tackling climate change, building back better from the pandemic and strengthening our transatlantic security,” Johnson said.
Since 1956, all our partnership with US neocon foreign policy has ever brought us is pointless death in battle, Islamist atrocities at home, American forces rushing for cover whenever British civilians needed their help, and Washington shipping in bigwigs to persuade us not to Brexit. As for the rest of the quote, Boris Johnson is simply regurgitating the Reset narrative down to the last brainless slogan.
The unelected EU President Ursula von der Leyen was quick to accept a restoration of State Department-to-Pentagon “normality”: “The United States is back. And Europe stands ready. To reconnect with an old and trusted partner, to breathe new life into our cherished alliance. I look forward to working together with Joe Biden”
And the Boy Emperor in France was ecstatic: “To JoeBiden and KamalaHarris. Best wishes on this most significant day for the American people! We are together. We will be stronger to face the challenges of our time. Stronger to build our future. Stronger to protect our planet. Welcome back to the Paris Agreement!”
In turn, French government spokesman Gabriel Attal said Biden’s commitments to “rejoin the World Health Organization (WHO) – which leads the global response to the COVID-19 pandemic – and the Paris climate treaty are extremely important following Trump’s exit from them.”
And from the man in the CIA’s pocket in India – Prime Minister Narendra Modi, a man who cares less than most for his People (which really is an indictment) – came the expected, “My warmest congratulations to Joe Biden on his assumption of office as President of the United States of America. I look forward to working with him to strengthen India-US strategic partnership, standing united and resilient in addressing common challenges and advancing global peace and security.” That will, naturally, continue to include harrassing the Pak Government over regional nationality issues whenever and wherever they can.
Even the stilted syntax of the Beijing politburo couldn’t disguise the triumphalism of top-down dictatorship: China’s local and state media outlet Xinhua wrote an editorial hailing the end of Trump’s term, saying “good riddance to the current US administration and its final madness”.
I’m trying not to be overly didactic here, but it’s a struggle. At one point last night, I felt the crass use of celebrities (to have Lady Gaga in the mix was surely a dementia reference own-goal) and the mixed-race tokenism of those choreographing the Soft-Soap Hope might just have been enough to reveal the utter bankruptcy of the proceedings. But today’s worldwide media suck-fest has only hardened a perhaps deranged desire to see all these anti-science, unnatural, arrogant trough-snouts brought back to Earth before I leave it.
So what better medium to use than extracts from the speech on the Day? After all, not even the WaPo>NYT>Guardian>CNN>BBC axis of “fact checking” can credibly question what billions of Earthlings heard – and can still read – from the mouth of the POTUSStooge himself?
“….on this hallowed ground where just days ago violence sought to shake this Capitol’s very foundation, we come together as one nation, under God, indivisible, to carry out the peaceful transfer of power as we have for more than two centuries…..Few periods in our nation’s history have been more challenging or difficult than the one we’re in now. A once-in-a-century virus silently stalks the country.It’s taken as many lives in one year as America lost in all of World War II…A cry for survival comes from the planet itself. A cry that can’t be any more desperate or any more clear….a rise in political extremism, white supremacy, domestic terrorism that we must confront….We can overcome this deadly virus….we must reject a culture in which facts themselves are manipulated and even manufactured….here we stand, just days after a riotous mob thought they could use violence to silence the will of the people, to stop the work of our democracy, and to drive us from this sacred ground…Recent weeks and months have taught us a painful lesson.There is truth and there are lies. Lies told for power and for profit. And each of us has a duty and responsibility, as citizens, as Americans, and especially as leaders – leaders who have pledged to honor our Constitution and protect our nation — to defend the truth and to defeat the lies…We must set aside the politics and finally face this pandemic as one nation…This is a time of testing. We face an attack on democracy and on truth. A raging virus. Growing inequity. The sting of systemic racism. A climate in crisis…..”
Every word in that agenda-riddled drizzle of hypocritical assertion is presented as “settled science” and empirical reportage, when of course it isn’t. And his ability to spout it in an Inauguruation Acceptance speech is the real measure of this man. The people working Joe Biden from behind wrote it, but this at one time well-meaning man no longer knows better than a glorified parrot what TF he is doing.
Joe may feel he has rediscovered America’s friends. As a chap with many American friends, I conclude tonight that President Biden is surrounded – in the worst sense of the word – by enemies of The People.
The Slog 