A Mr Karl Underwood has a list of 160,000 dentists in the UK.
These sadistic swine drill holes in people’s teeth, and then demand money with menaces. At last their secret Ring is revealed.
I don’t get many anonymous tip-offs like this one. But I do get tons of mail every day promising me pretty well everything I don’t want.
The ISPs say they can’t stop this. But they can monitor every email sent in the world if the Government pays them enough.
Tells you all you need to know about ISPs, really.

You have to hand it to Jacob Zuma, he may be a fat, corrupt bastard – but he works in subtle ways. He doesn’t quite yet have the big majority he needs for a One Party State, so he’s breeding his own electors.
It might just work. Either way, Jake Zoomer’s hard at it f’nar f’nar.

‘Bring me mah trusty machine gun an’ mah Viagra….’