PUBLIC IN SENSATIONAL PLEA OVER LORDS SCANDAL


“Who were the others in the shot above?” asked The Slogger
(Answer at bottom of post)

As the Pound slithered down towards 1.10 to the Euro today, The Slog was inundated with emails posing questions that had nothing to do with which major Party had the sleaziest Peers. Here are the highlights:

* Could Lord Mandelson provide the paperwork relating to an outrageous photograph involving an under-age naked male (sitting astride a rocking horse) and one of the highest in the Land?

* Did David Cameron have the charge sheets relating to misuse of illegal substances by close relatives?

* Might Andy Burnham furnish anyone with the letters involving him and a nearby MP of the opposite gender once engaged in Lancashire politics?

* Does either Party have the figures on how many voters give a monkey’s chuff about any of this nonsense?

The other people in the shot will be revealed within the hour unless this pathetic playground politics draws discreetly to a close