If you’re Indonesian and have had your penis extended, you won’t get a job with the police, according to local media reports citing a Papuan police chief.
In future job interviews, each applicant “will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged,” said Papuan police chief Bekto Suprapto last Friday, adding “If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military.”
(Reuters)
Unnatural penis-size allegedly causes “hindrance during training,” said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com. This brings a whole new double-entendre to the words ‘policeman’s truncheon’. In future, police officers will greet each other with a Dixon of Dock Green-style “Wotcher Cock” – and really mean it.
It seems that Papuans use a local technique to achieve biggadick syndrome. According to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the “gatal-gatal” (itchy) tree makes the male member swell up “like it has been stung by a bee,” the expert said. And – presumably – itchy too.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee – that’s what I say.
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