‘If a stuka carries x bombs and each bomb can kill y civilians, what formula denotes the number of civilians who will be killed by a bombing raid involving 50 Stukas?’

‘If a Jew lends money at an illegal monthly rate 5% above the maximum annual rate allowed at 7%, what will the illegal cost to an Aryan borrower be?”

We could scarcely believe him. But Les was a quiet and warm-hearted man, not given to bollocks.

Yesterday, the Slog’s resident New Labour education mole emailed us with a recent Physics paper for GCSE students. The degree of pc glaring out from the paper is no less scary than the Nazi ideology being poked into the brains of the Hitlerjugend seventy years earlier.

Here’s the link……all I can tell you is that Question 9 is a belter for all those assailed by wind turbines.