BBC: Lyons led by donkeys to the guillotine.

Obviously, it’s not a good idea for the BBC to argue with the Government….any government.

We are just a few months into yet another New Start, and already the dirty old politics are creeping in. For those moving among the media cognoscenti, it came as less than a surprise yesterday when Sir Michael Lyons (left) the chairman of the BBC Trust, reversed his recent decision to stand for a second term, and told the government that he will stand down early in 2011. There was much wailing and popping of Champagne corks in the Tory Party.

Only last week, Sir Michael was telling the Chancellor George Osborne where to get off, explaining to whomever wanted to listen that the government should continue to invest in the World Service. His most enthralled audience was a committee of MPs to whom he said that the Beeb was engaged in “robust” discussions with the government about a reduction in the service’s £272m Foreign Office grant.

“We’re talking about an audience of 180m in the last year,” Lyons thundered, “a very modest expenditure for Britain to have its voice heard by that large an audience, when seeking to influence global opinion. Far from spending less, it’s an area where you should be spending more.” At £1.50 per influenced brain, it’s hard to argue with that: and a much better deal for everyone than useless, conscience-salving aid.

Sir Michael heads the BBC Trust, which is the sovereign body of the UK’s biggest broadcaster. It acts both as an intermediary between programme-makers, journalists and the government, and also as the regulator. Which, in a way, makes it two quangos for the price of one.

But Lyons was doomed before he started kicking up a fuss about World Service cuts: way back in February this year, the Daily Mail ran a piece predicting that, in the event of a Conservative Government coming to power, ‘The chairman of the BBC will be the first to face the axe under radical Tory plans to transform the corporation….senior Tory sources said they would scrap the BBC Trust, led by Sir Michael Lyons, if they win the general election…’

Most people call Sir Michael Lyons ‘feisty’, which is pretty much the personality one wants in control at the Beeb when the politicos start chucking their weight around. He’d clashed with the last lot before the Coalition: they didn’t want him, given that the Trust was set up by Royal Charter following the Hutton Report into Campbell’s gangsterism I do beg your pardon, I meant as a reform to its old system of having governors….under which, you’ll recall we went to war in Iraq in search of destructive weaponry – or was it regime change, I can never quite recall.

Sir Michael’s resignation letter continued to poo-pooh the rather daft idea that the BBC Trust is ‘an unviable form of governance’ for the BBC. In truth, what the control freaks don’t like about the Trust as run by Lyons is that it’s inviolate.

I’m no defender of Auntie in her current life, but Sir Michael Lyons is nothing to do with programme content policy; rather, his job is to ensure that governments butt out of the issue. Mark Thompson’s role is that of taking it up the butt and delivering content-free programming at a level enjoyed by two vital classes – Under and Political.

This is a blunder by the Coalition, and its members are lessened in stature as a result of it. It also opens the Government up yet again to charges of favouritism towards the Beastly Digger and his Infernal Sky Machine.

Related: Murdoch’s Newscorp wades into still deeper waters.