Appalling insult onTelegraph website’s home page…..

Cocker Spaniel

puppy for Katherine

  It’s good to know that, in these days of po-faced correctness, there are still sub-eds with a lively sense of humour.

This shot and caption is taken as is from the Torygraph’s website. You just have to read on, don’t you? I’d always seen William as more of a Labrador, but there you are.

It reminds me of a TV commentator in the Sixties who, as the Queen mother launched the QE2, saw the ship moving slowly down the slipway, and said – just as the producer cut to a smiling Queen Mum – “And there she is, the whole vast bulk of her”.

Anyway, I wonder what name Wills will take when he finally gets to jump up onto the throne. We had Canute, perhaps he could be the first Canine. He certainly couldn’t be a King Charles spaniel. Or indeed Katherine’s Dog.

Ah well, there goes the Knighthood. Didn’t want the bloody thing after Fred Goodwin had been mauling it anyway.