John Ward April 10, 2012 Uncategorized

The element of choice

And the Lord said, let there be choice. And there was choice.

A choice between a tax-evading Mormon and an empty black guy in a suit.

A choice between an aristocratic pr plank and an inverted gum-shield from Highgate

A choice between a self-obsessed midget and a 1970s socialist

A choice between an inflexible Osti and another 1970s socialist

A choice between financial ruin and a Goldman Sachs implant

A choice between X-Factor and A Place in the Sun

A choice between The Sun and The Daily Star

A choice between Sarktwins Daily and yet more f**king 1970s socialists

A choice between Tesco and Morrisons

A choice between untreated illness and horrendous medical bills

A choice between Mad Milt and Mad Marx

A choice between insane crooks and stuffing the mattress

A choice between Jose Barroso and Herman van Rompuy*

A choice between being watched 24/7 and never switching on your pc again

And the Lord looked upon the dark waters of choice, and saw that it was no choice at all.

And the Lord said, “Whatever”.

* Actually, we had no choice at all on this one. Funny how the result was exactly the same.

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Catholic and proud of it! on April 10, 2012 at 11:27 am

And God said “nuffing to do wiv me guv, you said twats!”
or rather: “I sent you my only Son, and He told you, ‘Look for the treasures that are in heaven, and not on earth, where moths cannot eat them and thieves cannot steal them’. Listen to Him, for He is the Way, the Truth and the Life. And you killed Him. But He rose from the dead. Alleluia” We can be the Easter children!

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Lupulco on April 10, 2012 at 10:25 am

I wonder, if the Greeks are allowed to have their election?
If the Greeks kick out the imposed EU Leader?
If the Greeks are then allowed to have a referendum? Question A or B.
a] Carry on has if the election had never happened, or
b] Tell the EU what they can do with the debt repayments.
What do you think the EU would do if the Greeks chose option B?

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MaxC on April 10, 2012 at 9:20 am

There must be a Greek island Papademos would sell me. Then I could live there and let the world go to hell.

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Romford_Dave on April 10, 2012 at 8:23 am

“And lo, the chosen ones looked at the message of the choice and there was much rejoicing, for there was no choice, it was just man being foolish thinking he could think, forgeting Gods way was the way. Choose me said God, smiling his secret smile, knowing that he’d created man in his own image and that there was only ever one choice.”

It sort of all makes sense now…………………….I think

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taxpayingGrunt on April 10, 2012 at 7:05 am

There may be a third choice yet. The citizens of Greece will
show us if there is or not, over the coming months.

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Jwoo on April 10, 2012 at 6:42 am

“And the Lord said, “Whatever”.”

And to be honest has my sympathy. Because in relation to the political choices, not nearly enough real options for my liking. By that I mean, there is little to discern between them, which makes for an entirely false choice.

It is a little like asking someone, “Are you still beating your wife” and insisting he answer one word, yes or no. If you see what I mean.

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desideriuserasmus on April 10, 2012 at 5:56 am

The only choice “by the Lord” is between life and death,
only the latter is riddled with trickery.

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it'salreadytoolate on April 10, 2012 at 5:46 am

At the end of the day we have no choice at all.

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