The Eton gloating song

Jolly old fiscal drivel, Eurozone SOS

Watch those economies shrivel, Is Schäuble Rudolf Hess?

Though we’re all in the same Tsunami, We’re not in the same old boat

For we are the smarmy army, and you can go f**k a stoat.

Athens sold down the river…..and over the waterfall

Spain simply can’t deliver, French backs against the wall

Though we’re all in the same Tsunami, it’s your arse that’s in the sack

And we’ll all see the German army, if we don’t pay our loans back.

Bollocks from Mr Juncker, Bollocks from Ms Lagarde

Only that Herman van Wanker, who needs a Japanese Bard?

Though we’re all in the same Tsunami, it’s you lot who’ll have to pay –

Only when Merkel’s fully barmy, will the euro fade away.