OSBORNE’S PENSION RAID: the most blatant buck-passing in British history.

Never go on long journeys with strange men

Sorry to start the day off with a blast like this, but the malign incompetence of the Chancellor has now reached the point where satire has nothing to offer his enemies.

The following points are probably of some relevance:

1. It is the avowed intent of this government to reduce every last chance of otherwise self-sufficient people needing to fall upon the mercy of the State.

2. To this end, for example, the percentage I can take off my own, private draw-down pension was last year reduced yet again: this despite the fact that annuity rates are at an all time low, and interest rates have been Zirped for the last four years.

3. Ian Duncan-Smith has in turn tried to rationalise the welfare system, and thus reduce the chances of a future dependency culture. Whatever you think of IDS’s efforts here, I applaud the idea: there is no greater cultural cancer than people who are still potentially active seeing the sofa as a way of life. But the damage to the Tories (and IDS himself – a good man who is a proper MP) has been incalculable.

4. Now Osborne proposes to hit the pension savings of people in their forties and fifties for no other reasons beyond (a) they’ve got some money and (b) when they suddenly fall short at retirement, it’s not going to be on his watch.

This act goes beyond can-kicking. Gordoom of course did the same thing: but at least the Scottish Problem did it when the economy was on a high and we were in good fiscal shape. It seems to me that the territory we’re in now is one of crunching the cans into the tarmac and going “Lalalalalalalalalalalala look I can’t hear anything”.

Financial advisers have reacted angrily to proposals to lower the highest tax bracket for pension holders from £50,000 to £40,000, saying the Government should look for other ways to lower the deficit.Well, they would say that: they’re salesmen. But that doesn’t make them wrong. Increasing the chances of pensioners being poor further down the line is suicidal self-interest –  nothing more, nothing less.

Sadly, yet again we are left asking where the Party claiming to be Your Friend in Tough Times is in all this. I’ve Googled Ed’s Miliband and Balls uphill and downdale today; as far as I can tell, they haven’t uttered a peep. Maybe they will at PMQs tomorrow. And then again, maybe they won’t.

Or where was the scourge of all things Camerlot as Osborne announced his cynical raid? The Daily Mail: ‘High earners could have tax relief on their pensions cut by George Osborne under plans to make the rich pay more to tackle the deficit’

Every paper and every press release has called these victims ‘the rich’. Bollocks: doctors, head teachers, and senior civil servants are not ‘the rich’. The mandarins – fine, they embezzled their pension pots and should all be shot anyway. But the rich are the crooked bankers, property developers, multinational companies and others all demanding their special non-dom treatment via access to expensive ranks of tax avoidance accountants.

Cameron drivels on about Jimmy Carr, but signs off on the rank misbehaviour of Starbucks, Facebook, and a hundred other top firms whose sole rationale for paying less tax is that the money they get by paying less tax can afford more and more tax accountants so next year they pay even less tax.

This government in general – and Camerlot in particular – lack balls. And the Party opposite them in the den of thieves is too busy re-renting its properties to high-rollers at the taxpayers’ expense to get off its pimply backside and start man-to-man marking this team of unrepentant cloggers.

The Labour Opposition in this country lacks both the spine and the moral authority to take a convincing and radical position on fiscal policy as a whole, and the raising of banker-bailing taxes in particular. Be the issue expenses, property fiddles, paedophilia, perverting the course of justice, or waving their eager rings at the EU yardbrush, they are merely the Red Cheats. Meanwhile, the Blue Cheats are in power, and so the Red Cheats are looking at every chance for unprincipled opportunism as one more grubby means of regaining power.

The right thing? The national interest? An ethical revival? A radical set of inspiring new ideas? A bold throw of the dice as a means of grasping power back from the neocon crooks gradually privatising Westminster? Well sorry dears, but our radar’s a bit crowded now, and look how well Mandy’s done landing that Lazard’s job. Now buzz off and bother someone else, we’re busy.

Listen, Evangelo mate. When you get bored of Greece. You know, when they chuck you out and that. We’re about ready for you here I reckon. I can see it now: Evangelo Venizelos, Minister of Sport.