John Ward December 21, 2012 How much is David Cameron worth?

Cameron’s Afghan kidnap nightmare shocker

Two Afghan terrorists make a grave error of judgement

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maxter on December 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Give the cnut a good waterboarding!

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Dunxie on December 22, 2012 at 12:32 pm

I mean REALLY!

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duncanmcaSlam Dunc on December 22, 2012 at 12:24 pm

£5m?????
Surely that should read £5 !
…and I’m soryy he’s not worth even that!

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Guy on December 22, 2012 at 10:21 am

Ha,Ha.Ha very good Hieronimusb

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Lupulco on December 21, 2012 at 11:48 pm

I agree, if they kidnapped the entire Coalition Cabinet and kept them till Easter.
A] Would we notice and
B] Whats the chance that things would improve by Easter

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braindirt on December 21, 2012 at 10:45 pm

I’m more concerned about the Jawa’s the terrorists are employing. Is this how the Syrian freedom fighters are managing to shoot down aircraft with salvaged technology. ooootiiiini !!!!

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steviefinn on December 21, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Haha – £5.00 might be more realistic

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minou999 on December 21, 2012 at 6:35 pm

He’ll be giving them hell with his Big Society ideas, I don’t think they’ll keep him for long. Perhaps he can help them prop up a gas pipe . . .

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Don on December 21, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Caratacus – No, they can’t have them. Strictly reserved for export to Alky ada ‘freedom fighters’ and the like.

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Caratacus on December 21, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Coo – the Afghan terrorists have got some class kit there .. that’s an American built LWRC M6 unless I’m mistaken. Bet our chaps would like one or two of those :-)

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Edward Spalton on December 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm

It reminds me of the audience response to an absolutely appalling stage production of “Anne Frank’s Diary” in Dublin. When the Gestapo arrived, the audience shouted “She’s upstairs!”

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laurence on December 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm

If we don’t send the money will they keep him?
Keep him boy’s keep him. in a week or so you’ll be paying us £5 million
to take the useless to**er back.

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Hieronimusb on December 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Dave will never get it, even when it’s explained to him in words of one syllable.

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Peter C on December 21, 2012 at 2:25 pm

If only …..

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bobchewie on December 21, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Thats his CV

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DomesticExtremist on December 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm

‘Send £10m and we keep him’.

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Me again on December 21, 2012 at 1:04 pm

tee hee

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InTeleGent on December 21, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Dave doesn’t need 5 million. Why should he get it rather than you or I get it?

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