Ed Miliband, the Labour leader pushing hard to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in 2015, tweeted as follows last night:
‘Climate change is a national security issue in Britain with extreme weather attacking people’s homes & livelihoods http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/feb/15/ed-miliband-stark-warning-climate-change?CMP=twt_fd …’
This morning at 10.40 am GMT he was at it again:
‘We must rebuild the consensus on climate change and tackle this as a national security issue. http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/feb/15/uk-floods-climate-change-disaster-ed-miliband?CMP=twt_fd …‘
Where to start in deconstructing this mindless fascism? Let’s kick off by kicking the Guardian, as Rusbridger and the odd clique he keeps around him are as dictatorially totalitaritarian as they come. The article to which the Ed Miller Band linked is beyond belief as an example of distorted, blinkered attitudes to the data thus far available on climate change. This is the bold sub to the headline:
1. If there is a widespread agreement about the causes of our current weather, then I’d love it if Miliband’s House Magazine would kindly show me this data, because I have no idea WhereTF it is.
2. Widespread agreement about a topic is not, and never has been, a guide to reality and foresight (see 1929, 1939, 1956, 1979, 1997, 2008 etc).
3. The weather is – as Booker pointed out this morning – far from being extreme in any realistically historical sense.
4. Government is not paralysed. Government is trying to pretend it’s paraplegic when it is merely spineless and aimless.
5. There is no security crisis as a result of British weather….unless you sign up to Planet Zog conspiracy theories about Chinese solar garden lights being fired into clouds by the Beijing politburo in order to drown a tiny island of no strategic importance. But what exists in Miliband’s compulsively tweeted codswallop is that which can only be defined as the patronising control freakery endemic among contemporary politicians.
So let us indeed turn now to Ed Miliband’s two Stepford Wife tweets…and, in the next few bullet points, ask some searching questions:
6. Is Ed expecting an extreme terrorist cell of weather to attack us, and therefore demanding we all sign up to the sort of Climate Civil Defence Force of which Nigel Farage spoke so unconvincingly last week?
7. Where is this consensus on climate change? The Guardian has the excuse of being an increasingly desperate media failure going down in a blaze of glory. But Ed’s only excuse is that he is very concerned to defend his robotic (and pathetic) performance as Environment Minister. As much as we need to remember that Jeremy Hunt has an agenda when it comes to the NHS, the precise same feat of memory is required to understand the odd assertions of the Labour Man who would be Prime Minister.
8. What is Ed Miliband’s motivation in using the same phrase – ‘national security issue’ – twice in relation to a random event like weather? What message is he trying to send about the citizenry’s inability to make their own minds up?
9. Why is he altering history to suggest that we need to rebuild the climate ‘consensus’ when there never was one in the first place? Does he harbour unconscious ambitions to be Orwell’s Big Brother? Does he want to tell Winston Smith how many fingers he is really holding up?
The Buddhists often say that good must come from bad. I think a lot of good has come from these floods. And I pray it might serve to open the eyes of the reflexively blind in Britain. We have an Establishment that is wrong-headed in its belief systems – from the maddest Friedmanite fanatic via the time-serving Eunatic to the fluffiest climate change fundamentalist.
If these gargoyles had their way, everything would be a national security issue….and anyone who questioned their definition would be mercilessly crushed.
Earlier at the Slog: Why a saved political face seems to be worth a thousand citizen lives





