Douglas Carswell’s rabid dislike of all things EU is legendary. He is so anti-Brussels, even UKip organisers support his re-election as MP of Clacton, and will not field a candidate there. He’s also been outspoken about army cuts. He’s very pro-Israel, and wasn’t overly impressed with David Cameron’s silly speech in Ankara a couple of years back. A major influence on Cameroon thinking thus far, he is nevertheless closely allied to Dan ‘Silly Fracker’ Hannan. This morning, I find myself wondering if perhaps Douggie is thinking beyond Camerlot.
Way back in February, Grubby Grant Shapps tweeted this gem:
‘Let’s Retweet!” whooped Grant, and Douglas Carcrash was quick to do so….ten weeks later – ie, last night. It has so far achieved 480 retweets and been favourited by 130
Hmm. Shapps got into hot water over the Bingo fiasco: apparently, Nobsore thought the Bingo call was a good one, then a few mates suggested it wasn’t, and Shifty Gideon was forced to do a lot of bottom-twitching on telly the next day. But now, suddenly, Carswell retweets this thoroughly nasty insult…presumably to celebrate the return of issues, fairness and adult behaviour to British politics.
So I though that, here at the Smash Toryscum Anti-Nazi League page, we should kick off the day with a riposte in kind:
I think Miliband is an arse too. But CallmeDave can’t even beat an arse in the polls. In 2010, he couldn’t even beat the most disturbed PM we’ve had since Anthony Eden. And then he appointed a ‘cleared’ internet identity fraudster as Chairman of the Conservative Party. Called Grant Shapps. It followed Dave’s other spectacular appointments including Leon Brittan, Andy Coulson, and Jeremy Hunt.
All of which leaves me wondering whether Douglas Carswell wished for a different reaction to rebound onto Shapps than Grant intended….and thereby onto The Leader. If so, I am of course happy to oblige:
Blimey, but that temperature in the Conservative Kitchen, eh? Phew.
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