Away from the glitz and limelight of the main Eurovision event tonight, the Eurovision Bong Contest remains ever-popular in its niche. Top runners and riders tonight:

Boom bong a bong by Lulu Bong & de bum-bums

Conbongulations by Cliff Bongard and the Elmers

Bongit on a Shlong by Bongi Bore

Dopa Co-op Ding Ding by Ed Bong & The Milibangs

Waterbong by Abbong

Ooh-eee, nosey-nosey sniff-sniff by George Osbong

Let’s Bong Again by Dave Camerbong & the Bungs