The segmentation of the burgeoning rage space continues apace. Following the introduction of road rage, we are even now discovering air rage, street rage, page rage, beige rage, cage rage, age rage, sage rage, wage rage, and stage rage.

For myself, I am consumed by rage rage – a largely left-brain dislike of the outrageous rage demonstrated by feminists, Islamists, nationalists, communists, minimalists, corporatists, tobacconists, sociologists, nonconformists, creationists, blacklists, careerists, pacifists, violinists, idealists, colonialists, satanists, fascists, atheists and chemists.

Long may we rage against the ists…with a view to becoming rageist. Once the Rageism is upon us, we shall surely have entered the Age of Tranquility.