BREAKING: UK growth slowing down, majority of wages are falling

Despite the Cabinet Office’s persistence in telling us otherwise, these are the topline facts from the ONS data released 10 minutes ago regarding the Q3 economy:

Real wages are falling faster in middle and lower level jobs, which are greater in number than professional occupations. Ergo, most of us are worse off as a result of this “recovery”.

The rate of this recovery is decelerating fast: it was 3% year on year, but only 0.7% quarter on quarter. Ergo, it is running out of steam.

Within the 3% YOY growth, fully 2.6 was in services, not manufacturing. Ergo, the Coalition has failed completely to rebalance the economy

Real productivity continues to disappoint:probably a combo of poor plant investment and disgruntled workers.

This is called bollocks deconstruction. Now watch as Camerlot spins something else out of it.

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