MOVING AWAY FROM FIAT CURRENCY: World leaders put forward ideas

Here at Sloggers’ Roost, we’ve been asking leaders around the world what would be the most apt material with which to back their currencies, if gold were not available.

Barack Obama: Our nuclear arsenal

Mario Draghi: the Deutschmark

Angela Merkel: Frankfurters

George Osborne: Poppy derivatives

Tony Abbott: Diggers

Vladimir Putin: oil

Antonis Samaras: olive oil

Evangelos Venizelos: lard

Francois Hollande: foie gras

David Cameron: lavatory paper

Ed Miliband: wind

Ed Balls: piss

Viktor Orban: Viktor Orban

Kim Jong-Un: The Military

Jean-Claude Juncker: Meths