Here at Sloggers’ Roost, we’ve been asking leaders around the world what would be the most apt material with which to back their currencies, if gold were not available.
Barack Obama: Our nuclear arsenal
Mario Draghi: the Deutschmark
Angela Merkel: Frankfurters
George Osborne: Poppy derivatives
Tony Abbott: Diggers
Vladimir Putin: oil
Antonis Samaras: olive oil
Evangelos Venizelos: lard
Francois Hollande: foie gras
David Cameron: lavatory paper
Ed Miliband: wind
Ed Balls: piss
Viktor Orban: Viktor Orban
Kim Jong-Un: The Military
Jean-Claude Juncker: Meths




