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Jihadist avenger takes 150,000 letters and 3 grenades hostage

Price of copper falls as London crime gangs feel pinch

Twelve Highgate houses slain by fundamentalist Garden Gnome faction

Dimon warns of increased asteroid threat if JP Morgan broken up

Man who heckled Swiss Franc sentenced to death

Milky Way black hole ‘bigger than EU deficit’ claims Belgian Chocolate

France to charge for Free speech

‘Invest in everything” says markets guru Buffet

Obese baby-boomer ‘crushed market hopes’ alleges Eric Pickles

Radical feminists taunt predatory male beasts at Hollywood extreme cleavage awards

Greens hail Corned Beef as new post-oil saviour

Outcry as Saudi paraplegic beheaded in ‘disprespectful wink’ row

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