Cameron the red-faced Remaindeer

grew a very lengthy nose,

and if you ever saw him

you could watch it as it grows.

All of the Tory Brexits

sought to give his conk a snip –

Cameron the red-faced Remaindeer

he’d be beaten by UKIP.

So on June the twenty-third

Barack rang to say

“Cameron, things ain’t goin’ your way –

let’s call in the CIA”.

Then when the votes were counted

Cameron got a big face-save.

Cameron the red-faced Remaindeer –

you’ll always be Dodgy Dave.

E J Slog