In an astonishing David & Goliath development yesterday, the entire weight of the globally insane axis from the New York Times to the Guardian rounded on plucky little Gambian Slog. The Slog’s response (above left) shows exactly how seriously he took the accusation that he had dared to question the Einstein Deity of Time, Space and lots of other things that don’t exist, allegedly.
The Speed with which the Zero Debate High Priests responded took even Pan Galactic Executive Slog editor Saul Bollocks by surprise. Hardly had writer and giant intellect John Ward placed the blotting paper on the last of his wise words of yesterday (https://therealslog.com/2023/07/02/time-for-another-look-at-einstein/) before the repressive forces of The Guardianistas ran the following lead splash:
‘Astronomers observe time dilation in early universe……Astronomers have watched the distant universe running in slow motion, marking the first time that the weird effect predicted by Einstein more than a century ago has been observed in the early cosmos’ (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/jul/03/astronomers-observe-time-dilation-in-early-universe)
Tumescent in its childish triumphalism, The Grainadua ad astra adds that, ‘According to Einstein’s theory of general relativity, astronomers should see ancient cosmic events happen more slowly than modern ones. The effect, known as time dilation, is driven by the expansion of the universe, as laid out in the scientist’s fundamental exposition of gravity in 1915’.
Commenting on the growing feud between OneStoneyons and Sloggers, the Sun’s Royal Correspondent Meghan Windrush said, “I am a victim of racism and I demand lots more money than I’ve already been bunged”.
But the final nail hammered into the Black Hole Liberty coffin in a hopelessly bungled pro-Newtonian attempt to make obvious sunny uplands look like Doldrum Belt rain was when The Aged Nut Hair newspaper revealed that the rainy season in Sheffield is an existentially dangerous threat to the Stainless Steel sector.
Commenting on this, the Labour MP for Sheffield Heeley – Louise Haigue – said “I was educated at Sheffield High School, an independent school, and then studied government and economics at the LSE….but did not complete the course, and opted to study politics at Nottingham University”. Her grandfather and uncle were trade union officials. How wonderfully united in dissonance the Labour Party is in Britain when it comes to the claim to represent working class people.
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