The thirteen deadly Virushell-25 carriers

Exhaustively unsettling science-following research carried out by the Slog World Shell Authority [SOWSHIT] points clearly to the imminence of a Giga-Global Pandemic threat almost certain to wipe out 130 per cent of Homo sapiens over the next twenty-four hours. Speaking from his eyrie high above Gambia’s Bluefart Slimey Coast, supreme SOWSHIT leader Dr. Deadloss Nothuman Gibberish [left] warns:

“In what represents the greatest threat to life since an asteroid from the IABATO galaxy smashed into the Earth quite a long time ago, drastic measures are now required so that I can save the world from existential disaster at the hands of Virushell-25 always bearing in mind that shells do not have hands, as such.

As of 08.00 hours this morning, every beach on Earth is being sprayed with the new miracle vaccine mRNAZI-IGF developed painstakingly by my colleagues at Pfizer since last Thursday. Heroic Sowshit volunteers from Ethiopia are shovelling the 13 Virushell-25 carrying species back into the oceans and so far there are no survivors. I mean among the shells, not the Sowshit-shovellers.

In order to control the spread of Virushell25, it is essential that every citizen engages in brainless panic and rushes outside waving their arms in the air while observing Science-Following social distances and uttering the magic mantra, “Only Dr Deadloss Nothuman Gibberish can save us from Useless Eaters and RFKjr”.

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So much for surreal satire. Here’s the reality that inspired it:

EcoHealth’s DEFUSE Proposal Exposed: In 2018, EcoHealth Alliance submitted a proposal to DARPA, codenamed DEFUSE, outlining plans to deploy aerosolized immune modulators, chimeric spike proteins, and/or self-spreading vaccines via drones, potentially over humans.

See Jessica Rose and Jon Fleetwood on this subject.

And also this via Carmel McCormack

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