I’m trying to get help here, WordPress: ‘How do I start a chat? You can begin a chat with one of our Happiness Engineers right from your Dashboard! Log into your blog as you normally would and look for the chat box in the lower right-hand corner. Click on the box to begin your chat. Simply type your question and hit enter to be connected. Please note, live chat support is available in English only’. There is no live chat box anywhere on my dashboard, WordPress. My text area for posts has gone dead, hence this, the longest WordPress headline in history. Why do you guys pop up every two minutes when I don’t need your help, then disappear when I do? To any wordpress user reading this: can you please send a proxy support live chat on my behalf….thank you….The Slog