The randy Firefox coupling with the Planet logo is more apposite than one might expect.

This is a response I got from Firefox this morning, after having my Search pages switched to unpleasant couple variations in full colour wide-lens photography:

SEARCH: Porn suppliers hacking into my Firefox account

No pages matched the search criteria

Can’t find what you’re looking for? Ask a support question instead!

That’s the thing with cultural decline: it does exactly what it says on the tin.