Has somebody finally made up what’s left of Gordon’s mind?

Powerful rumours are afoot that BBC news & political staff going AWOL over the weekend will have various limbs bitten off by Big Boss DG Mark Thompson.

Guido Fawkes posts to the effect that the former Channel 4 Armbiter has slapped a 24/7 order on hacks in the Beeb over the coming weekend, in expectation of white smoke finally emerging from Poop Gordon’s Downing Street manse.

But what advice will the Monoscopic One have heeded? Surely not that of Ed Fatballs, the man upon whose watch kids in care rose fivefold, a statistic beaten only by the number of paedos buggering them.

Probably not that of Andy Burnedboats, a bloke keen to stop the promotion of plonkers, except when he promotes them.

And surely not Lord Wanglesum, the serial borrower who told Andrew Marr his boss wasn’t a bully just before his boss turned out to be…a bully.

OMG….you don’t mean – you don’t mean that Gordo will be deciding on his own?

The Slog’s spoof of a few days back is gradually coming true. This is a classic case of strife imitating art.

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Zoompad on February 26, 2010 at 1:51 pm

I may be a naive idiot, but I still think Gordon Brown is not an evil man. I think he would really like to stop all the corruption, but he doesn't know how to do it. Thats what I think, anyway.

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PoliticalQuackBuster on February 26, 2010 at 9:44 am

John Major´s Chancellor, Lord Lamont,summed up The Reality, of what passes for¨Joined-Up-Govt.¨ on last evening´s¨The Secret Treasury¨ – the final partof Michael Cockerell´s BBC4 series,¨The Great Offices of State¨.He opined that, in his days,The Treasury, with its red linolium & its officials, scurrying alongthe corridors, invariablyfailing to make eye contact,was akin to a Soviet Unionpsychiatric hospital.Another former Tory Chancellor,Ken Clarke, chipped in with his pennyworth.To the effect that The Treasury,was like the very finest Oxbridge College.Balliol?With a collection of truly brilliant minds.The majority of whom, were not livingin The Real World.Quite so.

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