The Turd Man*

So then, from the end of last year, Peter Mandelson knew Labour could not win. But still he radiated confidence, smeared any and all competitors to the Party – and at the death was still trying to drag the LibDems into an alliance with this spent force.

So now then, Lord Wanglesum has kopped for wonga to the tune of £350,000 for the serialisation rights in a newspaper he accused of anti-democratic plotting just three short months ago.

What a pity nobody will read them behind Roop’s Wall of Jericho.

See this tear, exiting my eye and dribbling down my cheek.

* I am indebted to Slog fan General Jon Thumb of Rompuy Mansions for this crude but brilliant pun.