EUROZONE CONFESSION: Say one Hail Mario

Our Goldman

which art in the Financial District, obfuscated be thy game.

Thy bonus come, voters be damned –

in Greece, as they are in Beijing.

Give us this day our Media Idiots, and forgive us our bond purchases –

as we screw those who hedged against us.

And lead us not into morality, but deliver us from the markets –

for thine is the Blankfein, Obama and Geithner

for Merkel and Schauble

Amen.