Net closing on Troikanauts as Lagarde faces French Court

dragglumDraghi, M. aka Supermario. Italian gangster and former Goldman Sachs 5-Star witch running the ECB prong of the Troika. Wanted for questioning in relation to disappearance of:

* Eurozone capital-flight data

* Bondholders’ rights in relation to Greek bailout

* Depositors’ rights in relation to Cyprus bailin

* Industrial-scale countefeiting of euro currency

laghair  Lagarde, C. aka Frufru Sanscerveau. US Fed’s Moll and former French finance minister running the IMF Money-laundering ponzi or ‘US Foreign Policy Facilitator’ prong. Wanted for questioning in relation to:

* Her knowledge of Third Grade Mathematics

* The convenient removal of Dominique Strauss-Kahn

* $350m payment to Bernard Tapie (Court appearance 23.5.13)

rompberk Rompuy, H. van aka The Skull. Joint President of the EC Troikanaut (Belgian Regiment) prong and Japanese doggerelista. Wanted for questioning in relation to:

* Species

* Collapse of the Belgian State

* Telling big fat fibs about Recep Erdogan’s credentials and attempting to export EU territory to the rest of the World.

barrosohalo  Barroso, JM. aka Comrade Idiota. Illegal Portuguese migrant and Joint President of EC Troikanaut (Useful Idiot Division) prong. Wanted for questioning in relation to:

* Austerity speculation. (As in, does he know what it means?)

* Proposal of jailbird Jacques Barrot as EU Commissioner

* Nineteen years of unaudited EU accounts


My God, but they’re an unprepossessing lot, aren’t they? Coming soon: the Conservative Front Bench, the Hollande Cabinet, the Greek élite, the CDU Gargoyles, the Russian Mafia etc etc etc.

Last night at The Slog: Ridiculing the one-size-fits-all response