Nigel Barrage-Balloon to form new breakaway Party.

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Today sees the launch of Mr Barrage-Balloon’s new Party, the You pick a policy and f**k it, we’ll go with it Party (or UPik for short).

The Party is currently beaming new policies to the nation chosen entirely by you at its Twitter page @Upik.

Please go there to see the very latest in self-service half-baked Circus Bread today.

Yesterday at The Slog: Newscorp arse-bandit Tony Bluurrrg at it again