The Führer’s favourite TV station StaatsStürmer has been shortlisted by the Völkischer Fernseh Auszeichnungen for its 1941 coverage of Operation Barbarossa, Propaganda Minister Josef Goebbels announced proudly today. Herr Goebbels commented:
“StaatsStürmer has established an unparalleled reputation for searing news coverage since its inception in 1933. It has consistently won awards for Krystallnacht (1934) Partietag (1935) Anschluss (1936) Filthy War of the Jewish Bacillus We Never Wanted (1939) and Blitzkrieg (1940). I am thrilled to watch as the Glorious progress of the Third Reich continues to be recorded in full for the education of later Aryan generations. Heil Hitler!”
The special lifetime award for Deranged Services to the Mob is expected to go to Hauptmann (failed) Marcus Willems-Tomas for his documentary Every Polish Untermensch is a Paedophile.