GREECE BREAKING: Juncker fluncker rejects ‘pen mightier than sword’ in favour of ‘fraud mightier than Zen’

“Right is clearly on our side” said petit Jean-Claude Juncker,

as everybody wondered if the President was drunker

than twenty skunks and sniffing punks

who knew that they were sunker

than Adolf Hitler trapped inside

his Chancellery bunker.

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