In an unprecedented outbreak of democratic choice this afternoon, Überstürmbanngeldführerfiskalunion Wolfgang Upongreeks issued the following guide to to his Schaublettis fellow eurogroupe Finmins as a means of speeding up progress towards Grexit:
0 there is nothing new in this proposal
<0 this is how much we’re going to compromise
‰ your last proposal lacked content
°°°° but it was better than the one before
∩∩ insert latest proposal here
¦ – { ( Mr Dijsselbleom has grown a moustache while waiting for a serious proposal from you
Θ θ / ~ ~ Heads we win, tails you lose
∃¦: – ( Uneasy is the head that wears the crown, Mr Tsipras
BÞ We suggest you sit on the John while reading our response
¿~~~~ & <<ω⇒⇒ Signor Draghi thinks your forecasts are all piss & wind
√ Something you will never get from us
⊥⊥⊥⊥⊥⊥⊥ This is your bed of nails, now lie in it & shut up
→ ⇓ We have decided this is your economic future. Don’t argue
± † Whichever way you cut it, we’re gonna crucify you
Sieg Schäuble!