May reshuffles her pack of wolves

Me1 Full Ahead Both for a long, soft, weak, unstable Brexit to the Promised Land of minefields on the far side of a drift of icebergs


First Secretary of State – A corpse

Environment Secretary – The man who shot Boris Johnson

Work & Pensions Secretary – An expenses cheat

Trade Secretary – A fan of rough trade

Transport Secretary – A river fish

Treasury Chief Secretary – A truss

Leader of the House of Commons – The woman shot by Theresa May

Health Secretary – A pudenda rhyme rejected during an arse transplant

Secretary for Culture Media & Sport – A racist Manchester City fan

Foreign Secretary – The man shot by Michael Gove

Chancellor of the Exchequer – An organ

Home Secretary – A traffic light (majority 300)