Sensational photo reveals Johnson in capo confusion caper

London’s premier Politicorock star Boguitared Johnsolini’s inability to tell his capo from his kappa was revealed for all to see today when, in a blatant attempt to assign musical ability to himself, the recently Mair-mauled Mayor placed his fingers on the wrong side of his fret bar.

“I’m usually rather adept at making frets,” Bogey wisecracked afterwards, “but this time perhaps που αναζητήσατε δεν διαθέτει πρώτη σελίδα. Πιθανόν να βρίσκεται σε διαδικασία αναβάθμισης. Παρακαλούμε δοκιμάστε και πάλι αργότερα.”

Later he revealed his secret digit weapon for blowing the trumpet.

“I’m right behind our leader David Cameron,” he vowed, “and that’s where my thumb’s going to ensure his just reward at the next Election”.

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