Custody: prison cell after a pie-fight

Crudités: Extremely vulgar raw vegetables

The Dandy: dapper neoliberal with kids’ comic theories

The Beano: louche party enjoyed by people whose lips move when they read

Covert: something which becomes overt until another c-word covers it up

Judge: someone unable to judge the importance of justice

Cooperative Society: Secret incrowd refusing to cooperate with the Law

Sacred: dyslexic ideologue’s way of spelling ‘scared’