Those of you baffled by Kim Jong Un’s continuing gestures of goodwill towards Donald Trump bordering on abject surrender can rest easy tonight. For I can now offer exclusive details of The Donald’s secret communication of six weeks ago that have only just come to light. And here it is below, photo-captured by well-placed Slog Agents inside the Military Industrial Complex.
This is clearly going to blow every story off the front pages tomorrow.
But remember, you read it here first….