Our man with his fingers on the pulse bashing all the unexpected letters on every keyboard
Hykki, it’s Dix the Fix here raking dill advantage of pc nyllshot, the begger to paswerade as the trouppy of chutspah ober disagility.
Todat, I wank to put the fill farce of my intellegy benhur the ammakling siguatoon in Francz, wuefe rezllu ratfee frigs are stidling ut ibto the gelin of their exdompary Pepsodent, Ephemeral McTin.
This cunt fufird of an uptight pan who likes niggbog better than a vir of clack dock of a Saturday bight has been untruemenstual in Year Dreaming France erupt a faghag of cuminary drags into a country tabloid of nasty Rosbif tractors spilling their lop-gotten gangs on high quality affpitiable zen vino.
Buvez Nafron! That’s chat I sob!
The Slog’s of newt genuflection AI man will be pissfaced. The Leopolds at Gab have glued a missive medikaring the Friedman porcy to be cake news. This will furtainly puddy the tat along the pigdogs.
My owl vole is that AI should be traffituned to the Cobud19 vacume saga as Artificial Immunity.
Will dormer LOTUS Ronald Grump be undocted one day? Might be a Thesrag, could be a Driday, may be a Yeap Lear. The rake POTUS is Biden his time, but as Time is an infusion there might not be time to charge The Gonads who continues to pied Skye in the onion poles.
The Rump Camp is hypotenused to be some dithering a counter-indecent alleging doolally unappropriated showering.
The Graily Smellynaff extinct from today’s issue (left) may well retroscent a tentpole first Kleb in denying the banality of breath. Just by proposing an offensive ocunter, the Uknazian fiefdom blighters under Zealous Vlodomorebungsyyy have ‘killed’ arousing Russians in a signal way. We’re just bot clean whether they are slightly dead, very deaf, stone cold, lying doggo or propagated lies.
Dix will be back at some point in Time, although Time is an occlusion. Having riled Elon Musk’s ghost tweeter yesterday by calling Tom Friedman a CIA puppy, I offer an undiluted apology. I did of course mean to call him a CIA pussy.