John Ward August 4, 2022 Uncategorized

Slog guerrilla group places Pelosi under house arrest “partly for her own good”*

*But mainly to save the other 7.8999703 billion of us from being blown up just to make America great again

In a bold act of humanitarian mercy, The Slog Ultra Pacifist Army rescued Planet Earth from the undiplomatic geopolitical muddle of what passes for Nancy Pelosi’s mind this afternoon. Following a daring raid on USS Lewinsky, she was airlifted to a secret African destination where she underwent immediate plastic surgery under the swingeing scalpel of pro-am eugenicist Dr Saul Bollocks. The results (see above left) were later described by Joe Blob as “a vast improvement”.

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audemanriver on August 8, 2022 at 7:04 pm

Ana Ng by They Might Be Giants seems appropriate …

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Sunface on August 6, 2022 at 8:53 pm

Not sure who is more vile.
Nancy or the thing from NZ, Ardern. What disgusting twins

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Clicky on August 6, 2022 at 8:27 pm

Story Time: 731 Days Later https://t.co/66wjXFkVfd via @Roobeedoo1 pic.twitter.com/6sO9ZiTv8P

— RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) August 6, 2022

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audemanriver on August 6, 2022 at 5:18 pm

Ana Ng by They Might Be Giants seems appropriate ….. “Make a hole with a gun perpendicular
To the name of this town in a desktop globe
Exit wound in a foreign nation
Showing the home of the one this was written for
My apartment looks upside down from there
Water spirals the wrong way out the sink
And her voice is a backwards record
It’s like a whirlpool and it never ends … “

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robin on August 6, 2022 at 3:35 pm

If somebody wise moves into number 10. It ain’t going to happen, John. MPs are promoted according to their level of incompetence and stupidity. The idea is to have incompetent minister in charge so that they can mess everything up. The good MPs are not promoted and remain on the back benches. The answer is to vote them all out of power. Conservative, Labour, Liberal and Plaid Cymru, the whole bloody lot of them.
What happened to “back to basics?” In Cornwall, we now have vulnerable children being read stories by “drag queens.” It happened in the Bodmin council library. It is just not funny. The answer is to vote all the Cornish local councillors out of power.

Here is one for Tony Op.
“Bye, bye Miss American Pie.
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken.”

https://www.last.fm/music/Don+McLean/_/American+Pie

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Max_B on August 6, 2022 at 11:37 am

The biggest problem we have is longevity. Within the UK in 1999, the over 50’s age group had a population of 18 million… this group’s population has grown to over 25 million… and by 2039 it will reach 30 million.

The over 50’s group is already the largest age group. The working age group 22-49 is stable at 24 million, and won’t grow, and the pre-working group 0-21 year olds is falling.

This massive issue is at the heart of all the problems we’re facing. From democracy, to energy, to housing, healthcare, social care, to travel, all the way to memory, learning, physiology, technology, growth, leadership, solutions…

At the start of the 20th Century… we were dying in our 40-50’s…. all our social and legal systems have evolved for this population. But in just 100 years we’re now dying in our 70-80’s….

Failure to plan for this has been a complete disaster for societies forward progress… we just haven’t yet evolved the social and legal mechanisms necessary to manage such radical changes to our populations.

Society is a worm… part of the worm needs to stick it’s hairs into the soil, and resist movement… otherwise the front of the worm couldn’t use that resistance to move forward. But when too much of the worm resistants movement, and there is too little of the worm in front to drive forwards… forward progress of the whole worm is slowed, or comes to a complete halt.

Anyone who has researched the brain, learning and memory… knows that young brains are very very different in their capabilities, compared to old brains.

Ps… I’m a businessman in the over 50’s age group….

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tony0pmoc on August 6, 2022 at 2:48 am

Kids ain’t here, so I can’t blame them.

She wakes me up on Sunday Morning, and says it is seriously dripping in our kitchen. I stopped it dripping, within an hour, and went back to bed.

I honestly thought I had fixed it – no leaks whatsover – two hot baths..nothing not even in the drip tray. No drips whatsoever – I said to my wife Go For It…So not unreasonably , she had a hot shower (we don’t have a shower curtain – we have nothing to hide, we haven’t already seen)

I thought I had fixed it, even repainted the evidence of dripping water in the kitchen

She noticed the difference

The water has started dripping down into our kitchen again…

Nothing Serious…She said I am calling a Plumber on Monday.

I said No You are Not.

We will fix it together.

About time she learnt some Practical Skills, and not splash around too much in the bath (she is innocent)

“The Beatles – We Can Work it Out ”

I know I am Blessed.

Why shouldn’t she Splash around in her Bath?

The Grandkids do it all the time.

Obviously I must have f’cked up somewhere with the plumbing, but will keep my lovely wife. She only sulks for a day two. Such girls are extremely rare….

What did you do? dancing in the shower??

Tony

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tony0pmoc on August 6, 2022 at 1:04 am

A couple of years ago, we got caught in a storm, and we sheltered for a few days, when the anchor chain got wrapped around a few rocks.. All we saw for days was gannets. We caught some Pollock too. A bit cold for snorkelling, but The Gannets were amazing..No shortage of Fish

“Snorkelling with diving gannets” – 237 views 9 May 2019 Snorkeling during a gannet feeding frenzy. A brief glimpse of my snorkel with hundreds of gannets. Birds hitting the water like arrows and swimming around after food. An incredible encounter with wild animals. Above an below the water.
Taken in Shetland, UK”

We were in The Scilly Islands – Most Beautiful Beaches in The World, I have seen yet.

Tony

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tony0pmoc on August 6, 2022 at 12:29 am

We thought about going sailing, and may yet (our son has got a new girlfriend) I think they are in Love, and will probably make another baby..whilst sailing away with their kids with another one on the way…from his ex – who does know , cos he had to tell her.

When My Son is Away Sailing, they do live videos to each other every day.
They both love their kids so much (and each other) so they have supposedly split up….

See how long that lasts, when my Son’s latest child turns up..

When he was doing video games, I think his handle was not Sir Shagaolot..

But what do I know?

Only Got Two Grandchildren so far.

Tony

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tony0pmoc on August 5, 2022 at 11:10 pm

I fancy her to bits, but she is just a friend. She might also be a very Senior Nurse – now 61. She gets a pension about £9,000 a year…and she still works 3 days a week..

Someone mentioned on some blog, that Nurses, now have to Pay for Their Education, working in hospitals saving peoples lives…

When I was a kid, they just volunteered for free, when they were 15-16 and worked in hospitals, learning like they were an apprentice same age..maybe getting paid a bit

When I got to 17-18, they paid me to go to University.

They Paid The Nurses Too. They were still working on the wards, and getting a bit of formal education, from the likes of my Sister, and My Mate

Both Very Senior Nurses

I would Trust My Life with any Nurse before Any Doctor, unless I trusted him and was convinced he was trying to save my life – which he did.

Nurses should be Paid to Be Trained.

They always were when I was a kid, even when I was having my tonsils and appendix out.

There are few things a lot worse than that…but when you are a kid and in so much pain, and you wake up, and can see the most beautiful girl in the world – saying Anthony – it will be O.K., as if she is my older sister, but isn’t..

You think, I am going to be O.K.

So don’t slag off Nurses…

They make the final decisions.

The Doctors have already Retired on their Large Pensions

The Nurses are Still Working

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/resources/images/13359356.jpg?type=responsive-gallery-fullscreen

Who do you think is going to save your life – the single girl – in the fast car – first to get there – trained paramedic, or the doctor, you might see the next day??

Tony

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advhtg on August 5, 2022 at 10:54 pm

after 24hrs my previous comment has still not appeared. Reposting it makes wpress complain taht it’s a duplicate comment??

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tony0pmoc on August 5, 2022 at 8:47 pm

Us old blokes, and girls too, who really still like Heavy Rock Music, and still Go Camping at Music Festivals, well we may massively increase our Vitamin D, from camping in fields – will they have any water here or toilets…

It kind of toughens you up a bit…

Whilst I don’t ask that question of hardly any of them, I know many of my friends, are very worried, because they have been jabbed, and most have shown no ill effects (except my ex – she still occasionally texts me – and says its nothing to do with the jab, and goes straight to A&E )

I may be wrong, but I have already written what I think, and told my mate, who I love to bits, who is a musician. He didn’t want to get jabbed, but did, cos he was touring in Ireland – they think he is Irish – or Skandinavian…

My view…with some evidence (I could be wrong)

If You Get Jabbed, it is a bit like committing Russian Roulette without knowing it…

You have got Your Government and All The Media, advertising and brainwashing you in so many ways, and your friends, nagging you, if you admit you haven’t been jabbed.

The Chamber is Not Empty in The Gun, at Least One Contains The Bullet which will probably Kill You, long before your time…

Why my friend did you get jabbed…You could simply have Registered Your Status as Essential – Pass Free, No Jabs, and most of the Time No Tests (Just fill in the form, like my Lad did)

You probably got lucky, if you just had one jab.

Just don’t do it again

Some people take advice even from me.

Maybe I have saved a few people’s lives, by saying don’t get jabbed.

I can’t measure that, but at least I tried.

I ask the Question – Does Anyone Think Jabs are Good For You??

Do you think the jabs will make you better??

Tony

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tony0pmoc on August 5, 2022 at 8:04 pm

My wife just told me, there had been a killing in our Garden…She said there are Feathers everywhere and half a Bird….

I said well it would not have been a Fox…They wouldn’t dare. It’s our Cat’s Territory. She was born here on our daughter’s bed, about 2004.

She is very big, and fat and fluffy – normally she couldn’t give a toss…very soft and gentle…

All the birds, assume she is totally passed it, and about to drop dead….For years, they have come almost straight up to her, and she has not shown a great deal of interest..just rolled over on her back in the shade…

Both My Wife and I were Shocked.

We didn’t think our old cat still had it in her.

Neither did The Blackbird who got too Friendly

She is Still a Cat.

The last one she had was a Magpie.

She has no interest in most British Birds, nor Parakeets…

Nature goes on.

Celebrate it.

It just is.

If you want to stop cats killing and eating birds, then you can’t see the point of view of a cat, and that is your problem, not the cat’s

They kill lots of vermin, too, and keep your home safe.

Catfood goes off very quickly in this heat, Our cat obviously prefers it Fresh.

This is completely normal Cat Behaviour.

Get used to it.

Tony

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Clicky on August 5, 2022 at 7:20 pm

Extended CLICK5…CLICKB8: A Fourth Turning Tale – Prepping For Meager Rations… https://t.co/XM79cgHfK3 via @Roobeedoo1 pic.twitter.com/i0DPr56oWR

— RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) August 5, 2022

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tony0pmoc on August 5, 2022 at 5:58 pm

John Booth #KBF (@johnebooth1) on August 4, 2022 at 7:49 pm ,

I initially thought the same as you – the politicians – if they were jabbed – just got saline (in fact I think a lot of people just got saline, by random chance, because several people did a detailed analysis of the adverse reaction, by jab batch number – mainly in the USA) the results were quite astonishing, it was a bit like playing Russian Roulette, if you got very lucky, you got blanks).

But the politicians, are just the puppets in the show, and they had to believe in the script, or at least one of them would have blurted.

In support of your argument, that they knew covid itself was relatively harmless, maybe no worse than the flu, but the jabs were the real bioweapon killers…

The Downing Street Party show, knew there was no threat to them, and they were doing performances right from the start, because there were several video leaks, whilst they were getting ready for the TV Camera’s to go live…

“We are about to go Live. Everyone, calm down, and put Your Masks on Now”

With very few exceptions, they are all totally disreputable, especially the Media.

They Disgust Me

Tony

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tony0pmoc on August 5, 2022 at 5:18 pm

“So if all the idiots die, and someone wise moves into Number 10…”

Well, the nut has not yet been cracked, it is showing signs of falling apart. Whilst one of the very few journalists, I used to have some respect for, no its not the bloke, who looked exactly like Con Coughlin, who I met down the pub, about 10-12 years ago, who I thought was such a twat, I took a photograph of him, whilst he was jumping in front of me, trying to stop me photographing the band, he presumably likes (they have never complained to me) he is fat and little – might not be him of course – lots of people look very similar.., no Luke Harding is not more credible…at least Mr Coughlin, doesn’t make it all up himself….

I am wondering what has happened to Andrew Evans Pritchard…he used to be quite sensible most of he time. I find it hard to believe, he has either been blackmailed, or paid extremely large amounts of money, to write such complete and utter “NET ZERO NONSENSE”. He may have been jabbed, or he may have been adopted into The Malthusian Cult, when her was a child – but until a few years ago, he kept that really quiet, if in fact it is true.

The telegraph journalist who made me laugh this morning is Judith Woods

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/columnists/2022/08/05/government-gaslighting-us-country-falls-apart/

Extract

” This Government is gaslighting us while the country falls apart

While Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak wrestle for power, we have none – and yet we’re the ones having to think about our behaviour

Hurrah! At last some good news. As Britain struggles with spiralling energy costs, drought, rail strikes, cancelled flights and gridlocked ports, the Government is tackling the manpower crisis head-on.

How? By summoning its elite crack squad of superheroes out of retirement for one last job.

Oops, did I say superheroes? I meant that 2020 army of supersnitches. “”Yes, I too thought (hoped) the coronavirus had killed them off,”” but those curtain-twitching Covid marshalls are back, this time rebranded as hosepipe vigilantes willing to dob in their neighbours for watering the astroemeria or washing their car.”

Tony

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duffncustard on August 5, 2022 at 5:14 pm

The face that launched a thousand battle ships!

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bko on August 5, 2022 at 4:29 pm

Thanks for the chuckles! Gambia must agree with you.
In other news- Norris Nonsens has entered the ring. Some have said he looks a bit like Boris Johnson, but fact checkers point out that Norris’s hair is brown, and Boris’s hair is blonde.

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groundedkiwi on August 5, 2022 at 3:04 pm

Nancy had her last Hurrah for her stocks.
Catch a falling star. Etc

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Sackerson on August 5, 2022 at 2:32 pm

Troubel with the vax/Covid death correlation is when everyone has been jabbed all deaths will be jab-related and there will be no control group. Like correlating cannabis use and violence

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groundedkiwi on August 5, 2022 at 1:56 pm

A bucket of water may expediat her denise.

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cilo on August 5, 2022 at 9:06 am

“Lies, damned lies, and statistics…” It is obvious the increased death rate is wholly to blame on teenage suicide, old fogies pegging, drug overdoses and lockdown depression. And climate change, of course, very deadly, that climatically changey thing.
As for politicians getting saline solution and no jabs, because they knew it unsafe? Blah! Even medical professionals stood in line for their wooden suit. Politicians are as expendable as you and I; hired actors to take public flack for the unthinkable cruelty of those who presume to own the actual planet.
What I have not seen so far, is one of Baal Gates’ billionaire fiends (sic) or their children falling down with the common childhood cardiac infarction or garden-variety sneezegenic embolism.
They must have gotten their injectifections while it was still fresh? (Which is antipodal to salty…

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Clicky on August 5, 2022 at 12:20 am

CLICK5: Strike Oppos… https://t.co/UAa93WuvLZ via @Roobeedoo1 pic.twitter.com/qkFGG24lq3

— RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) August 4, 2022

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John Day on August 4, 2022 at 10:53 pm

Nancy says all of this happened “because she is a woman”, which sadly sinks her to the same status of believability as “Joe Biden”. https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/pelosi-departs-taiwan-after-president-tsai-bestowed-highest-medal-china-preps-largest

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John Booth #KBF (@johnebooth1) on August 4, 2022 at 7:49 pm

Does anyone seriously believe that our politicians actually had the Covid jab? Saline solution for the photo ops is my belief. They knew the jabs were dangerous just as they knew the virus was not deadly.

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BigJay2k on August 4, 2022 at 7:03 pm

“It is expected that a large proportion of cases, hospitalisations and deaths would occur in vaccinated individuals, simply because a larger proportion of the population are vaccinated than unvaccinated…”

…Except, I have been told for the past 12+ months that we are _now_ in a “Pandemic of the Unvaccinated”: thoughtless, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging troglodytes that are so inbred as to be incapable of self-care, let alone **THINKING OF OTHERS!!!**

Yet, if that’s the case, how is the above quote _also_ true? Very few places got above 60% vacc’ed and many were sub-50%, thus the _overall_ percentage of the population which dies (& are vacc’ed) shouldn’t be that much greater than normal.

Time to revisit my statistics textbook…

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